I am listener :) My life isn't that interesting unless I put in some effort, laugh at my pain, smile at my rants, cry at my happiness,and embrace my failures ♥ Idk what the hell Im talking about right now....I need to get out of this house like NOW! WTF AM I DOING? OH GOD!
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
When will this madness stop
When Leo wins an Oscar.
Reblogging for old times’ sake because I have a feeling these jokes end soon